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Joke of the Day

"""Can you spot me, bro?"" - Waldo, at the gym"

"I'm going to keep buying cats until one of them does something hilarious and makes me a YouTube millionaire."

"What's the loneliest drink? I dunno but its in a solo cup."

"Mexican Word of the Day: Canoli I canoli jack off with one hand at a time."

"Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating..."

"Saw a monarch butterfly today, what made it special is that it was the first time it wasn't stamped on top of a strippers ass."

"Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run."

"ok i'll bite.. what is Britain"

"Are you guys all right? Or are you all left?"

"I turned into a transformer last night... And boy are my arms tires"