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Joke of the Day
"Killer Whales like classical music so much... That they form Orcastras."
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"Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !"
"What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset? Your sister's hymen."
"I've only got a few more weeks to convince my wife that our baby's middle name should be Underscore."
"Girlfriend: Why is this broom broken? Did you draw a lightning bolt on the cat? Are you writing with a feather? Me: Muggles...."
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"I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn't punch them in the head as soon as they got here."
"i told this girl at the bar that im kinda popular on twitter and she sighed for 17 minutes straight the bartender timed it"
"[2 guys at open mic night] What are we gonna name our band? [from crowd] look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*"
"Probably the worst thing about getting taken down by a pack of Hyenas would be hearing them giggle while they eat you."