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Joke of the Day

"Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !"

"Why cant clinton stand straight? Because she is Crooked."

"A very attractive woman walked into a bar Asked everyone what they wanted to drink, everyone wanted two liquor"

"Did you hear about the Bausch & Lomb tech who fell into a giant lens grinder? He really made a spectacle of himself"

"Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group is thinking of joining a 10k and I really don't like them."

"Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !"

"Possessio is nine tenths of the word. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8EaLF382c)"

"My sister said she wanted to have sex with me. I tried to say no, but she was incestant."

"Who ever taught Storm Troopers how to shoot also must have taught white golfers how to high five each other."