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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe? A yeast infection!"
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"I name photos of me stroking animals in files called ""Fireworks and big dogs.jpg"" so my cats won't find them on my computer."
"If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man what would you have? Organised grime (crime)."
"When I'm at the pool, hopefully girls see the scratches on my body and assume I'm a great lover, and not that I enjoy giving cats piggybacks"
"Most of the jokes posted here are like gay muslims Beaten to death."
"Why cant billy ride the swings? he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy"
"What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes? Dishrespectful..."
"What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !"
"Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why is it on fire ?"
"What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government? An anarchid."