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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe? A yeast infection!"

"Kanye West Running For President 2020"

"""I'm Googling some people to play Wii with"" -2010: normal. -1997: weird as fuck."

"I thought about making a sex tape the other day... ...until I realized it would just be a Vine."

"I recently got a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, ""I don't know. I don't speak Chinese."" Then when people ask me what it means..."

"I wish my cat would squirt me with the water bottle when I go to eat junk food."

"I robbed a place with my boner and said it was a gun... I got a pretty STIFF punishment. I did HARD time. It was LONG sentence."

"Difference Between Thief ? Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A: A thief snatches your watch."

"What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S? WD-4D"

"Hello, pest control? Yes, I have these noisy little critters. They got into the snacks, made a mess of the place and keep calling me mom."