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Joke of the Day

"Probably the worst thing about getting taken down by a pack of Hyenas would be hearing them giggle while they eat you."

"How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread? Don't worry, they'll let you know."

"I've been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building. Hope it's not terminal."

"Just got a Life Alert bracelet. Now, if I get a life, I'll immediately be alerted..."

"My hamster died today He fell asleep at the wheel"

"I scared 5 and he buzzed while we played operation. He went and told my wife on me. Long story short, I'm sitting in timeout tweeting this."

"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow? Cows are real."

"What's Harley Quinn's favourite rap group? Insane Clown Pussy."

"The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car. Who's driving? The police. Not mine: http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33099881"

"Of Course the Moon Landings Were Staged I've never heard of a single staged rocket going to the moon."