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Joke of the Day

"i told this girl at the bar that im kinda popular on twitter and she sighed for 17 minutes straight the bartender timed it"

"I heard the catchiest joke yesterday... Women's softball."

"Happy New Year Reddit! Just Kidding you really came for my cake day! Happy 1 Year Reddit"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket"

"so I saw an ad on ebay about a book on how to scam on ebay so i bought it.. It still hasn't arrived."

"The mother of all Dad jokes. Dad: *Picks up caterpillar* I'll name him Hans! Person: ""Why?"" Dad: ""Because he's got lots of Hans!"""

"If you've seen me impatiently standing in line, then you've seen me dancing at a concert."

"How are Polish Girls like Hockey Players? They both change pads after 3 periods"

"Men, of course we need you. Because, jars."

"Why did the dog sit in the shade? It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk"