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Joke of the Day
"What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset? Your sister's hymen."
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"""I live my life .402 kilometers at a time, chap"" - Fast and Furious 7: Now We're British"
"I'm too old to still be ""getting too old for this."" I've arrived."
"Kanye West Running For President 2020"
"why did the cheese stick hate football? because he wasn't first string!"
"I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting."
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"Perhaps one day he'll meet his Girl Fieri."
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