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Joke of the Day

"During a prison break, I saw a midget climb the fence of the prison yard. As he jumped down, he sneered at me... I thought to myself, ""well, that was a little con-descending."""

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"A Pomeranian walks into a pomegranate convention, takes a second look at the flier and walks away disappointed."
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"""OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"""
"A blond girl turns on the radio and hears that 2 Brazilian men were killed As she starts to cry she asks ""How many is a Brazilian?"""
"Thought about helping an old lady across the street but she prob doesnt have Facebook & wont make a post about it that goes viral so no thx"
"You attract more men when you smell like butter, sauteed ham and onions than any expensive perfume."
"Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy."
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