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Joke of the Day
"Congratulations on having your 2nd kid. But aren't you supposed to learn from your past mistakes?"
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"TIL NBC had a show with the entire premise being an orangutan being a political advisor They decided to call it ""late night with conan o'brien"""
"My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!"
"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence."
"What's Donald Trumps favorite Pink Floyd album The wall"
"I'm Godzilla's gift to women!!! *walks around toy store destroying doll houses*"
"If Michael Moore was a conservative... ...he'd be Donald Trump."
"Why did the thief take a bath? To get a clean getaway"
"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"
"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."