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Joke of the Day

"The doctor said I may have a strained abdominal muscle which is cool because that means I have an abdominal muscle."

"There are 3 type of peole in this world... Those who know how to count and those who do not know."

"Yelled at some skinhead today & he was all like ""chemotherapy, dude"" & I was like, ""whatever, racist"" cause sometimes you gotta take a stand"

"What do moths study at school? Mothmatics"

"Who's up for some conundrum? What's the difference between a dwarf who digs for ore and an ogre who waits too long in a classy restaurant? credit: the late, great Dave Trampier"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? A pardon."

"Why do so many lunatics have ear infections? Because they're ear-rash-ional."

"In Soviet Russia Assholes are like Opinions KGB only lets you keep one of them"

"Why cant clinton stand straight? Because she is Crooked."

"Argentina is surprisingly cold. In fact it's bordering on Chile."