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Joke of the Day

"What do Apple and The Titanic have in common? They both lost the Jack."

"I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don't want people to recognize me when I'm pooping."

"What building has the most stories? A library."

"Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows"

"A Special Eid Joke (From my dad) If you hear the words 'Allah-hu-Akbar' during the Eid prayer from anyone but the Imam (prayer leader), run in the opposite direction"

"My husband's new prescription glasses is not working He still can't see things my way. ^Credits ^to ^the ^original ^twitter ^post."

"My friends tell me I'm condescending Condescending is when you talk down to people"

"What is 12 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? A republican's neck tie."

"Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools? The children always end up with lice in their hair."

"The speed at which you walk into the liquor store says a lot about you as a person."