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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a poof."

"If every time I didn't have something nice to say, I didn't say it at all, people would think I was a mute."

"From what I hear about time spent with abortion doctor's they're really not all that bad Many patients have claimed it's really brought the kid out in them."

"Your momma's so fat... she's diabetic."

"Think about it from the other side. Think about the hangover movies from chow's perspective..."

"I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex They know my name isn't someone help"

"Where'd the rabbi stay on business? The L'Hyatt"

"She texted me, ""your adorable."" I replied, ""No, YOU'RE adorable."" Now she's stalking me and all I did was point out her typo."

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."

"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, it's a goddamn electrician, what'd you expect?"