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Joke of the Day

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"What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you? Oh, you're a redditor?"

"If the Narwhal Bacons at Midnight... Does the Unicorn Potato at Noon?"

"My sex life is so complex the biggest part is the imaginary one"

"This joke is an oxymoron it's unfunny."

"Why shouldn't you drink Pepsi or Coke before you turn 18 ? Because they are A-Rated . . . . . . (Aerated) for the dumbasses"

"""Ok Noah, that's 2 of everything! Did I see a 3rd sheep in your office tho?"" Nope ""Yea I did, it had lipstick on?"" Nope, raise the anchor"

"Why are periods called ""Aunt Flo""? Because for 3-5 days, it's a PROGRESSIVE pain in the ass."

"Q: What did the mermaid do last Sunday night? A: She went to sea a movie."

"Have you heard about Betty the cow? She's outstanding in her field."