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Joke of the Day

"Nostradamus's childhood Kid Nostradamus asks his mom: ""Mom, what's for dinner?"" ""Like you don't know, you little prick!"""

"Most people know that Descarte said, ""I think, therefore I am."" What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ""......afraid of Chuck Norris."""

"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"

"What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled."

"Hey babe, are you a Sasquatch? Because I'm a cryptozoologist and I've been looking for you my whole life."

"After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt."

"What's the most overused punchline on reddit? [removed]"

"What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? We will get around to it sooner or later."

"Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees? Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!"

"Two Men Walk Into a Bar the third one ducks"