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Joke of the Day

"Hey babe, are you a Sasquatch? Because I'm a cryptozoologist and I've been looking for you my whole life."

"Forget everything you learned in College.... ""Forget everything you learned in College, you won't need it working here."" ""But I never went to college."" ""I'm sorry your not qualified to work here."""

"Why is camping so exciting? Because it's in tents."

"What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub? Throw in your laundry."

"Did I ever tell you about how I once dated a stripper named Cake? She always used to let me have it and eat it, too."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch."

"Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? Is that sexual harassment?"

"I don't think people should throw stones in regular houses either."

"Mad respect to people who can stop eating when they're full."