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"What's the most overused punchline on reddit? [removed]"
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"*hears your text message notification beep* *constantly imitates it so you check your phone for no reason*"
"I have such bad luck getting a girl to come over... I watched the video from ""The Ring"" and the creepy chick called seven days later and said something came up and she couldn't make it."
"Friend: Your three kids are so well behaved! Me: Well .... there used to be four."
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Yes? How'd you get their little legs apart? (Courtesy of my dad. Who laughed about this for 30 minutes.)"
"Sleeping Beauty taught me that: 1. I'm not the laziest girl in the land 2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you."
"A comedian dressed up as Santa tells a joke to a man The man laughs so hard he can't stop and is about do die. Just before he dies, though, he looks at the comedian and says, ""You sleigh me."""
"Long story short, I accidentally left the cat in the refrigerator."
"Domestic violence jokes are in bad taste. They hit too close to home."
"""You know what would make this rice even better? Racism."" - Pitch meeting for Uncle Ben's"