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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled."
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"What do you call a deer... without eyes? No eye deer. without eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. without eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."
"What Did The Muslim Terminator Say? Allah Be Back."
"I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer."
"A midget, who was a self proclaimed psychic, escaped prison today. Now he is a small medium at large."
"What do you call a horny Welshman on top of the Space Needle? Sheepless in Seattle"
"hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)"
"Why was the baby put in jail? For resisting a rest. ^^^^I'll ^^^^take ^^^^my ^^^^coat"
"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."
"Damn girl, you must be drunk? Thats your puke your eating"