197920

Joke of the Day

"Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees? Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!"

"My boss told me to have a good day so I went home."

"What were the polite Egyptians running away from? DaRUDE Sandstorm"

"Sexual Pun Joke for Guitarists She wants the D...major. So I picked her up in a barre. Fingering was much easier that way. And yeah, the fingering was easier, but there's always strings attached."

"A really hot girl walks into a bar... brb"

"How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies? He only got nailed once"

"I just find that blunt pencils are so... ... pointless I'll find my own way out"

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if architects in those days had just made their towns big enough for everyone."

"How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more."

"Fox News' slogan is ""Fair and Balanced"". That's it. That's the joke."