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Joke of the Day

"Most people know that Descarte said, ""I think, therefore I am."" What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ""......afraid of Chuck Norris."""

"It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger."

"If you see a man running down the street tonight, blowing a whistle & wearing a life guard shirt...don't worry, I'm just chasing my dream."

"I saw an Apple store get robbed. I was an iWitness"

"What do Buddhists eat to help keep themselves balanced both physically and spiritually? Cottage chi"

"Would you like to buy a car for half price* *half the price of two."

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?? She was a woman"

"M-I can't go. My Ewok is sick. H-Gigi that's a stuffed animal. M- H- M-Crap. I think you're right. I bet he ate all my Doritos again."

"Are babies like tamagotchis? Like, will my friend take care of it if I forget it at her house?"