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Joke of the Day

"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"

"Older son just taught me something that I didn't know. Apparently, the seat behind ""shotgun"" is known as ""Kurt Cobain."""

"Her: You have very beautiful hair. Me: Oh, you flirt! *Hands me her card* Her: If you're ever thinking about selling it, call me..."

"The city of North Hollywood keeps trying to get us to call them ""NoHo."" Does this mean I have to refer to Hollywood as ""Ho?"""

"I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years... .... so her dad was very surprised when I proposed. He had no idea I was gay."

"Why are fruit fetishists never alone? Because they cum in pears."

"What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor? Feminists."

"Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse? The living room."

"What did the German policeman say to his nipples? You are under a vest!"