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Joke of the Day

"Nobody cares about the Jews Hitler and his men are having a meeting, Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

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"Why is it whenever we see a police car, we drive like we have 10 kilos of cocaine and a stolen baby in the car?"
"""I don't have time for this shit!"" I thought, as I sat on the toilet, angry, and late for work."
"Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper ""I had my phone on that whole time."""
"Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot."
"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles."
"Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once."
"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"
"I've eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another"
"I always try to put some condom wrappers in my garbage so the raccoons that go through my trash think I'm cool."