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Joke of the Day

"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles."

"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **YOU DONT KNOW YOU WEREN'T THERE!**"

"How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?"

"The Russian Army Q: Ho you Hld you -47 when running aay fro nuclea blast? A: On far stretched out hands coad, so the hot , fro the gun does not dip on s oned shoes!"

"Pigs What is s pig's least favorite game"

"What side dishes did Jesus eat at the last supper? Peas and hominy."

"My roommate says I don't respect personal space. That's at least what it says in his diary."

"What do you call the shiniest people? Polish"

"[Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball] -Come on it was one time guys *Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*"