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Joke of the Day

"Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once."

"Some people are like slinkies They don't do much, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."

"german jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around"

"Divorce Mickey - I want a divorce Minnie - Are you fucking crazy? Mickey - No.. I'm fucking Daisy!"

"How do you know if your friend has an iPhone? They tell you."

"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."

"OMG another Chilean just got voted out of the mine, can't wait to see who wins"

"Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team."

"NSFW - What do arrogant pricks and tampons have in common? ... They are both stuck up cunts."

"What did Batman say to The Joker ? I like to Fuck Pigs !! Lol !!"