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Joke of the Day
"Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot."
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"Two cows standing in a field... One cow looks at the other and says ""Moo"", the other cow says ""Fuck I was just about to say that""."
"Worst joke I know. How do you make a 5 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on their favorite teddybear."
"Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch? A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes."
"I don't normally cook. How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?"
"*placing Trump & Hillary signs on my lawn Neighbor: ""Confused about who to vote for?"" Me: ""What? No! I'm making a Halloween haunted house."""
"What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."
"Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft? Because the prick's behind the wheel"
"What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock? You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet..."
"I know that a lot of people resent white rappers for that reason I use a tasteful floral pattern for my all my gifts."