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Joke of the Day

"a dog pisses on an ant... and the ant says ""hey watch it!"" and the dog says ""i don't have a watch"""

"A fish swims into a wall....... Dam."

"I was arrested for killing a black man I thought I would be charged with murder, but instead I was charged with impersonating a police officer."

"Knock Knock Whos there Ellen Ellen who? Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out."

"Why do they only put expiration DATES on food? It'd be fun as hell if they gave us the exact time too. ""We got 8 minutes to eat this ham!!!"""

"I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna But i always forget the punch line"

"Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth."

"What's the best part about gay sex? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through"

"My buddy has an inability to visualize feces He can't see shit"

"What's pink and has seven dents in it? Snow white's hymen"