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Joke of the Day

"Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth."

"What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum? There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum."

"I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him."

"Nice try, black horses not named ShaNeighNeigh."

"Why did the man clean up after getting a sex change? He felt disorganized."

"Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, ""Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"""

"Don't let your dreams be dreams! -Plato, in discussion on , the Greek goddess of victory"

"What's the difference between a chef and a gay guy? A chef doesn't stir yesterday's food."

"hey girls if you sleep with a guy then tell them you're pregnant they'll give you a bunch of money for an abortion I have like 50 cars"

"My grandpa says, ""Comedians are too dark and don't tell set-up punchline jokes anymore."" So, a suicidal teen walks into a car."