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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about gay sex? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through"
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"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"
"I don't care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it."
"They say 1 in 4 men is homosexual. So there must be one in my group of friends. I hope its David he's super cute."
"Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.."
"What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer? A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets."
"ME: [at a party] hey! wanna come back to my place and- GIRL: hook up? sure! ME: [sadly putting away two Yu-Gi-Oh! decks] oh. awesome"
"How do you know a joke isn't a repost? When it doesn't reach the front page."
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"What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice? A Dell."