14370
Joke of the Day
"I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna But i always forget the punch line"
Next Joke
"It was such a hard core lesbian bar... even the pool table didn't have balls."
"Stop supporting Russian companies! I hear they all use Slav labor!"
"Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called - get this - Chu Chew!"
"Lately I go to the restroom at the movies, but forget where I'm seated then return & just begin a new life in a new seat with a new family."
"Is it gay if a male doctor feels your balls while looking you deep in your eyes and isn't really a doctor but is just some guy at Target?"
"ME (wakes up from coma): whatve I missed WIFE: Trump's running for prez & the Cubs are favs to win the World Series M: haha ok but srsly tho"
"should I get a ""hummus"" tattoo in Hebrew and Arabic?"
"Two condoms are walking down a street... When they come across a gay bar, one condom turns to the other and asks, ""What do you think? Feel like getting shit-faced tonight?"""
"How do you make holy water You stab it with a knife over and over"