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Joke of the Day

"I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna But i always forget the punch line"

"Where does a Turkey live? A coup."

"If athletes get athletes foot. What do astronauts get? missile toe"

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"*Tucks shirt in* ""Goodnight, shirt."""

"Red light special: that smug look that you give the driver who was speeding and cut you off then ended up beside you at the red light."

"Help, I need nerd jokes the average high school student can understand. Something along these lines, Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."

"Time travelers never have a good excuse for being late."

"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na!"

"Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No I never had to unroll one that far."