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Joke of the Day

"Why do they only put expiration DATES on food? It'd be fun as hell if they gave us the exact time too. ""We got 8 minutes to eat this ham!!!"""

"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"

"Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who a good boy is."

"I wish restaurant food looked like the pictures on the menu. A hostess asked me how everything was. I said, ""My compliments to the photographer."""

"I saw a transvestite... wearing a T-shirt that said ""Guess"". Source: Demetri Martin. Person."

"If I was an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase So I could unzip your genes."

"I'm Russian When Stalin for food"

"Normal Person (being inconvenienced): I deserve better than this Me (being stabbed w/swords): I'm so sorry for getting blood on your swords"

"Why are 490 Romans are funny ? Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here"

"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll"