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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Whos there Ellen Ellen who? Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out."
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"My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together. It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer. I guess I have emotional attachment issues."
"A neutron walks into a bar... A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""
"Don't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."
"Why are cats so afraid of cucumbers? Because they're 96% water"
"Women are like, ""no I'm not mad"" *sets your car on fire* Nope not mad"
"*braids your voodoo doll's hair Me: HAHAHAHA! She will wake up and be like ""who braided my hair"" HAHAHAHA"
"What does C3PO stand for? Because he's got rusty knees."
"What is stronger than Ronda Rousey? Her anti-depressants."
"Morpheus: If you take the red pill, I will show you what the Matrix is. Neo: *ingests pill* Whoa. Morpheus: It's also a powerful laxative."