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Joke of the Day
"My buddy has an inability to visualize feces He can't see shit"
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"Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else."
"What do you call a Protestant in Greece? Unorthodox"
"A man is being arrested by a female police officer The officer informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you.""   The man replies, ""Boobs!"""
"What did the train say on the way to auschwitz? Jew-Jew I'm sorry, that made me feel dirty. Should probably take a shower..."
"Finding exactly what right women don't have in America is like transmuting iron to gold. You can't."
"Pretty woman, the kind that don't eat meat Pretty woman, the kind that likes to hug trees Ohoh what can I do? She's making me eat vegan food"
"""What's your name?"" ""I am Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi to Drogo's riders-"" *Starbucks barista quits on the spot*"
"What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"did you hear about the farmer who was also a comedian I heard all his jokes were corny"