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Joke of the Day
"What are Benedict Cumberbatch's fans called? Cumberbitches."
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"What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhino? 'Elephino!"
"Armed man come in to the bank an told everyone to be cool, so i put my shades on an lent against the wall... Fucker still shot me!"
"I never said that I hated you! All I said is that I hope you have your period when the next Sharknado comes around."
"What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire? Mourning wood"
"what do you get when you cross copper and zinc? brass."
"Masturbation is great. - I know that from first hand experience."
"Your skin looks great do you use concealer? I dab."
"*gets into any creepy van* *Gets kicked out*"
"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a child, you're probably not going to enjoy it as an adult."