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Joke of the Day
"What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
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"""What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?"" - my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome"
"Q: What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A: A fuel injected pickle."
"What did the surrealist butcher name his shop? Salvador Deli"
"What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"How do you stop a mexican tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."
"A penis is like a box of chocolates Because girls can't get enough of them as long as they're dark and rich."
"I accidentally kicked my cat off of the bed while adjusting my blankets. Now he's in the corner sadly humming a Sarah McLachlan song."
"I once knew a guy named Rob. I once new a guy named Rob, for a dollar he would suck on your knob. For a half dollar more, you could get the whole score And he would eat it like it was his job"
"Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence."