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Joke of the Day

"*gets into any creepy van* *Gets kicked out*"

"What is the reason for short people temper? They are closer to hell."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just kidding, feminist hate change"

"My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay. I got full marx."

"How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job."

"I have a killer penis. Yeah, that's right. It's a mood killer. *sobs*"

"Studies have shown... (NSFW) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"What's the worst advice calculus can give you? Integral of e^x because that's Se^x dx and it's never a good idea to sex the ex!"

"What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings? If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this."