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Joke of the Day
"Masturbation is great. - I know that from first hand experience."
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"If you 2 apples and your uncle gives you one, what do you have? A sore ass."
"Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up."
"Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting? Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies."
"A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, ""no, I'm travelling light. """
"Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual? Because the instructions were clear."
"What's long, green and smells like pork? ""Kermit the frogs fingers"""
"If a tree falls in the woods and the wife's not there to witness it, it'll be my fault when i get home."
"A student asks his maths teacher.. Student:Do you believe in god? Teacher:Well,I believe in higher powers."
"I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak."