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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire? Mourning wood"

"One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.. .. he said he couldn't complain."

"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged."

"How does Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Edit: JK rolling."

"Louisville Slugger makes professional baseball bats from kiln dried Chuck Norris turds."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? The prostitute can wash their crack and sell it again."

"I drank a pint of beer in Saudi Arabia the other day... ... It cost me an arm and a leg."

"How to eliminate world hunger and unemployment at once? Let the hungry eat the unemployed."

"Did you hear about the guy who ran over himself? He asked a kid to go across the street to get a pack of smokes, the kid said ""No!"", so he ran over himself."