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Joke of the Day
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, i'm going in."
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"Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves"
"I went shopping yesterday and bought myself a ring binder. I haven't been able to do a shit since..."
"I now know I drink too much. I walked out on my deck and swear I heard a mosquito yell out to his all his friends that the bar just opened."
"Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."
"How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter."
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? He only comes once a year"
"Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. ""You guys look like dumb idiots lol"" says one Chinese guy"
"What do women and grammar Nazis have in common? One missed period is enough to freak them out."
"""Are you listening to understand or to be right?"" ~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions"