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Joke of the Day
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, i'm going in."
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"Why, in the United States, do we not have the letter ""u"" in words like ""favourite"" and ""colour""? Because fuck u and no one likes u, that's why."
"My ex claimed I had a 'hero' complex, but whatever I think wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants is a bold & brave fashion choice"
"What's the hardest thing to do in the morning? Peeing with a Boner"
"How did one Brain apologise to the other? I'm cerebro"
"I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast. They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance."
"A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a coke. The bartender says ""Is Pepsi ok?"" The horse replies ""Neigh."""
"Give a man a fish... ...and feed him for one meal. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a man a fire, he stays warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and he stays warm for a lifetime."
"Freddie Mercury: ""Hey Brian, what rhymes with scaramouche?"" Brian May: um... Fandango? Freddie: ""Perfect!"" *snorts another line of coke*"
".@tonyhawk Will you kick flip over my coffin at my funeral? Need to know by Friday."