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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter."
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"""date night!"" = ""our relationship died a year ago!"""
"School is the foreplay of life You can't rush it."
"Knuckle Tattoo Idea: * L I V I N G T O O C L O S E T O N U C L E A R W A S T E H A S D I S F I G U R E D M Y B O D Y K I L L M E *"
"listening to Mambo No. 5. every time Lou Bega says a woman's name I fire my gun into the sky"
"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."
"The worst puns are hot dog puns."
"What if... Obama was secretly working for the government?"
"The day my wife found out she was pregnant, everything changed... My name, my phone number, my address, and my country of residence."
"Yo mamma so fat... ...she doesn't jump, she pushes the earth away from her, and it falls back to her."