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Joke of the Day

"Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. ""You guys look like dumb idiots lol"" says one Chinese guy"

"CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual a sim phone, save both the number under one name ""WIFE"". Never save it as ""Wife 1"" & ""Wife 2""."

"Hello, you've reached 1-800-NARCISSIST, how can you help me?"

"I think the government just un-friended us."

"What has wheels and is green? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog"

"Game of Thrones is why I have trust issues."

"Three of the ugliest people in town were found beaten and lying in the gutter... Police don't have any leads yet, but they think it was a facially motivated crime"

"What did the boy with no hands get for christmas? Gloves! Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."