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Joke of the Day

"If I ever noticed you waving frantically from inside a burning building I would totally wave back because I'm polite."

"A haiku about my love life... Hahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahaha"

"Why does Barbie like Halloween? It's pump-ken time"

"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went."

"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"

"did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back I don't know how big this thing gets!"

"What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures? Narcolepsy"

"My parents always taught me to pursue my dreams. That's why I take so many naps."

"Your mum should get tested for HIV It will be the only positive thing in her life"