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Joke of the Day

"Your mum should get tested for HIV It will be the only positive thing in her life"

"Have you seen www.square.com? No I haven't got around to it."

"*sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* ""hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?"" ""YES. AISLE B, BACK"""

"If I ever describe anything you tell me as ""crazy,"" it's really not, I just want out of your conversation prison."

"An Alzheimer's patient walks into bar... to get to the other side."

"Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT"

"A 900 kilogram pumpkin fell on a local man today. Reports say he was squashed."

"What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student? Her scar pupil."

"did you hear the one about the arguing grandfather clocks? one chimed in and other tocked over him. also they were both racists"

"My mom says that you are what you eat. That's strange, because I haven't eaten any sexy beast recently..."