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Joke of the Day
"A haiku about my love life... Hahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahaha"
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"It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars. Preferably not on the point of impact."
"How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask nicely."
"It's claimed Macaulay Culkin's health problems are linked to a difficult childhood. No sh1t. His parents forgot to take him on holiday 4 times"
"Once an American asked a Mexican.. ""What separates dogs and Mexicans?"" The Mexican said, ""A border""."
"People who leave careers to ""spend more time with the family"" must have really shitty careers or a MUCH better family than mine."
"If you throw a party how do you know Mrs. Elephant is in her period? Your mattress is missing and, theirs a quarter on the dresser."
"""just get thru the 1st day without them finding out youre an elephant"" IT dude: ""ok here's your new mouse"" [just fkn destroys the place]"
"Muslims are so open minded when it comes to politics They believe in the separation of church and state !"
"What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves? Masta-Don."