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Joke of the Day
"did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
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"Islam means peace! Stop means go, up means down, left means right."
"What do you call an Israeli rooster? A koke."
"Believe what a plumber says They've seen some shit."
"[Bookstore] Me: *hands over Tangled coloring book* Cashier: How old is your daughter? Me: [sweating nervously] Of course it is"
"The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just ""lay in bed and watch TV all day"" I traveled very far thank u"
"Murdered for immortality. Received life sentence."
"Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... ...they'll kill your dog."
"Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches."
"3 Men Walk Into a Bar One of them should've noticed. (credit to my brother)"