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Joke of the Day
"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back I don't know how big this thing gets!"
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"If you are willing to jump off a bridge, because your wife cheated on you... ...just remember it is a pair of horns, and not a pair of wings."
"Man, I'd give my first born to be able to have a kid someday"
"crazy to think that back in the 1940s, extra guacamole at chipotle only cost a nickel"
"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."
"Sex ed in Texas"
"I like my cigarettes like my Instagram. \#nofilter Edit: learned formatting"