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Joke of the Day
"Why did God make women last? He didn't want someone telling him what to do"
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"Day 218 of making fun of CrossFit."
"I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality."
"Sony has a site where you can watch The Interview for $5.99 and I can't think of a single reason not to trust them with my credit card info."
"'Joe whats that package ya got today?' ""ITS MY BOOK ABOUT CLOCKS. I ORDERED IT LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO"" 'Well its about time, right?' ""RIGHT"""
"I turned down a free meal at the steak house yesterday. It was a missed steak."
"I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past 2 years But no one will take the job"
"Why did Liberace like playing the piano? Because he sucked on the organ."
"I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down"
"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"