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Joke of the Day
"Why did God make women last? He didn't want someone telling him what to do"
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"Masturbation isn't illegal ...but I'm sure if it was, people would take the law into their own hands."
"Why did the T-Rex go extinct? He had a reptile dysfunction."
"Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn,..... Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen. Husband: I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena."
"I was born upside down My nose runs and my feet smell"
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink."
"What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes? The McCann Family."
"Surround yourself with people who will groom your eyebrows should you ever become comatose"
"I'm taking my mother-in-law to the new Resident Evil movie because she's staying with me and I love subliminal messages."
"What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey? North West."