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Joke of the Day
"Day 218 of making fun of CrossFit."
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"Phantom cellphone vibrations are your dead ancestors calling you."
"Have you heard the news about the courduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
"So a seal walks into a bar.., Get it? No? Me neither."
"US Mexicans who support Donald Trump Clearly demonstrate appreciation for a trip to beautiful Mexico. --- ^And ^come ^back."
"I wonder whether Bankruptcy Court would be more fun if they reversed their Rs like Toys R Us."
"How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them."
"[zoo] ME: Haha...this one's face! WIFE: Tha- M [bangs on glass] W: Stop it M [pulls funny face] W [elbows me aside] So sorry, 2 tickets pls"
"I know of a guy who eats only thorns in meals... ...guess he's a prickly eater"
"What did Germany say to Britain during World War II? I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction."