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Joke of the Day

"Why did Liberace like playing the piano? Because he sucked on the organ."

"I suggested a threesome to my girlfriend. ""That's fine,"" she said, ""Just not with another girl."" ""OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel."" I replied."

"""Do you ever get the feeling Mitch is an undercover cop?"" [MITCH enters] MITCH: Hey guys! *speaking into shirt collar* I brought the drugs"

"The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool."

"Atheism... ... is a non-prophet organization."

"Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world."

"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"

"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans."

"As I suspected, someone's been removing soil from my garden. The plot thins."

"10 ways on how to deal with Click baiting! Does anyone know them?"