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Joke of the Day
"Why did Liberace like playing the piano? Because he sucked on the organ."
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"just said ""Deep Homo"" by accident instead of ""Home Depot"" & am tryingnto laugh it off oops they're watching me tweet now gotta go"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"What is the difference between a dead hooker and a brick? I don't have a brick floating in my pool."
"Do you need a bag? I had just bought a box of condoms when the cashier asked, ""Do you need a bag?"" I replied, ""No, she's not that ugly."""
"We can talk about either delegates or blowjobs, but a Clinton will always get one or the other under the table."
"One comedian on Britain's got talent brought on wrapped boxes. He said he wanted to have on stage presence."
"Did you hear the Buck Wheat became a Muslim? Yeah! He changed his name to Kareem o'Wheat"
"What is the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down someone's throat."
"What's nine inches long, has a bright purple top, and made my wife cry when I fed it to her after jamming it up her ass? Her stillbirth"