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Joke of the Day

"Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night."

"My boss My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Stephen."

"why did they bury liberace face down? so his friends could stop by for a cold one..."

"Jesus loves you. These are beautiful words to hear in a church, and absolutely horrifying ones to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"Survival of the Fittest Women in the New Zealand wilderness survives by drinking her own breast milk. Your turn Bear Grylls"

"I can't remember my Password i can remember my Password being ""Mypenis"" but it keeps telling me that my password is too short :("

"HELLO, 911? I'M FALLING DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT. YES, RIGHT NOW. VERY SLOWLY, THAT'S HOW. HOLD ON, SOMEONE JOINED. WHOA, NOW WE'RE FALLING UP"

"Why are there no black people in the game Clue? Because then, it would be called Solved."

"THE BAD BELT Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."