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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no black people in the game Clue? Because then, it would be called Solved."
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"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? Their, they're, there."
"What alternative energy does Trump propose? White power"
"My ransom was dropped from $30,000 to fifty bucks when my parents told my kidnappers it'd take 2 days to come up with the money."
"Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea.... Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?"
"Mark Wahlberg has requested a pardon for a crime he committed in 1988. His debut single."
"The Earth and the Moon get in an argument The Moon tried to be the bigger body and walk away, but the Earth grabbed it and said ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. """
"Women! Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em or Liam Neeson will find you and kill you."
"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside."