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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"I play Jenga on the first date... so she knows my pull out games strong"

"BNAG! That's bang out of order."

"What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight? Don't look! I'm changing!"

"I'm long, brown, and I love bowls. Jimi Hendrix."

"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."

"T H E K I _ _ _ P P E R Taking a DNA sample from the kidnapper."

"Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?"

"How do you bother somebody with OCD 3,7,9,11,13,17,19....."

"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"